Monday, March 15, 2010

Strange Wilderness



When I was in eighth grade, my friend and I wrote a short story. It was a parody of Star Wars. There were characters like Princess Laid-a, Puke Skywalker, Chew-caca, etc. Oh, we were brilliant. So brilliant we handed it in for the teacher to enjoy. Needless to say, he didn't quite appreciate our artistic genius.
Strange Wilderness is a movie that was written by some other eighth graders. But instead of handing the paper into their teacher, they somehow sold it to a blind and deaf movie studio executive.

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Mama's Boy



Another movie with Napoleon Dynamite. He's made enough movies now I guess I should stop referring to him as Napoleon Dynamite, and call him Jon Heder. But.... I'll just keep calling him Napoleon.

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I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With



I want someone to eat cheese with. Hmm... It's a long name. I had the feeling that this name was chosen specifically because it's too long to be a proper movie title. I had seen a preview of this movie, and some of the jokes had cracked me up a bit. So, I gave it a go.

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Juno





So here we are. One of the biggest blockbuster movies last year. There was so much hype I had to see it.

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Drillbit Taylor



Ok, so our first review here is Drillbit Taylor. I don't think this is going to bring any immediate fans to this site, unless you are hardcore Owen Wilson fans.

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